punk underwear: I'm famous
suburban mayhem: duh
punk underwear: insert exclamation point
punk underwear: no, not for the porn, in your entry! woooo
suburban mayhem: oh yeah!
suburban mayhem: you were being really funny
suburban mayhem: it was like an act of god
suburban mayhem: strange
punk underwear: oh was i? super!
suburban mayhem: I had to record it
punk underwear: oh "Andrea was being weird, it was out of the ordinary! i was SCARED!"
suburban mayhem: and someone said they laughed their ass off and it was probably because of you
suburban mayhem: so feel proud
punk underwear: their ass came right off?
punk underwear: they didnt use the right kind of glue, then
punk underwear: elmers is excellent butt-attachment glue
suburban mayhem: well sometimes it's a good trick for house parties
punk underwear: ah, i could see that
punk underwear: "See the amazing buttocks that FLY off in 7 seconds flat!"
punk underwear: just call 1-800-BUTT-OCK
suburban mayhem: or 'hey check out my new candy dish!'
punk underwear: *snort*
suburban mayhem: lol
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punk underwear: do you think stacey has a brother?
punk underwear: and if Stacey has a brother, is he confused because of his mothers hot-ness?
punk underwear: "She's my mom, but she's got it going on!" what to do?"
suburban mayhem: that sounds like outcest!
punk underwear: a major case of outcest, yes
punk underwear: lets just hope Stacey doesn't see any of that...
suburban mayhem: haha
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suburban mayhem: I saw the video again!
punk underwear: yay!
punk underwear: i did too, the band was on Fuse today.
suburban mayhem: mtv2 needs a bigger playlist
punk underwear: talking about hot old ladies and masturbation
punk underwear: mtv2 = hip hop = me hiding most of the time from it
suburban mayhem: damn I need direct t.v.
punk underwear: oh yes, its the ultimate in cool
suburban mayhem: I watched pretty in pink again after my entry thats a little obsessive right?
punk underwear: no...of course not
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punk underwear: its been so long since i've got my slut percentage
punk underwear: im curious as to what percent slut I am
punk underwear: 2%? 10%? some other small number?
suburban mayhem: I took it and it said I was 55% ...
suburban mayhem: I was kidding on most of my answers...
suburban mayhem: ...i think
punk underwear: uh huh
punk underwear: 78. sex with monkeys? (a) all the time!
suburban mayhem: hahaha
punk underwear: they have....
punk underwear: big bananas?
punk underwear: gorilla gonads?
punk underwear: monkey masculinity?
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suburban mayhem: I just played with the who's the hottest guy to have sex with thing like for 30 minutes last night
suburban mayhem: conan obrien had zero
suburban mayhem: osama bin laden had thousands
punk underwear: thats sad
suburban mayhem: yeah
punk underwear: who was voting? female terrorists and ugly-lovers?
suburban mayhem: I bet there are sites like 'binladenismybabysdaddy'.net
punk underwear: binwaitinforbinladin.org
suburban mayhem: lol
suburban mayhem: *beeeeelllllccccchhh*
punk underwear: yes, sex crazed woman want pin-ups of bin ladin
suburban mayhem: with only a turbon on
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punk underwear: If you were really old, and married, and in love, whom would you want to die first?
punk underwear: because if i was in love i'd be like "i hope my hubby croaks!"
punk underwear: a turbie-twist?
suburban mayhem: lamao
suburban mayhem: lmao
suburban mayhem: sorry apparently I have two asses
punk underwear: wow
punk underwear: i always assumed you were a 3-ass kinda gal
******************punk underwear: brb
suburban mayhem: I wanna know what your away message says with out clicking something
Auto response from punk underwear: *teeny squeal* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
suburban mayhem: ok
suburban mayhem: thanks
suburban mayhem: I hope you aren't enjoying your teeny moment too much
suburban mayhem: sticky keyboards are frowned upon
punk underwear: temporary pause
punk underwear: (commercials)
suburban mayhem: oh...what? a new girls gone wild tape? 'girls gone wild: in Uganda!' ??
punk underwear: lol
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punk underwear: i sent my 28% slutty results to the wrong window
punk underwear: and freaked some poor annoying boring girl out
suburban mayhem: hahaha
punk underwear: 3,955 women agreed with you, and chose "Colin Farrell" as the best sex option of all time
suburban mayhem: sexy
suburban mayhem: ...so what did the lovely colin have to say?
punk underwear: a lot of stuff i couldnt understand
punk underwear: but his accent is perty :-D hahah
suburban mayhem: hahaha
suburban mayhem: but wait?
suburban mayhem: isn't he like major man-whore?
punk underwear: yes
suburban mayhem: wow you dirty dirty girl
suburban mayhem: lol
punk underwear: major man-whore father-to-be or father? who knows
suburban mayhem: hahahaha
punk underwear: major man-whore father, awwww
punk underwear: how nice
suburban mayhem: I wonder how many braincells he has left after knockin' back so many at pups and stuff
suburban mayhem: pubs
suburban mayhem: pups makes an interesting picture though
punk underwear: he sure still looks like a sex god/man-whore
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suburban mayhem: why?
punk underwear: BECAUSE THE CAKE YELLED "EAT ME!" thats WHY!
suburban mayhem: your preachin to the choir sweetheart
punk underwear: that reminds me
punk underwear: beyonce is an evil minion
suburban mayhem: yes yes she is
suburban mayhem: and christinia aguileria is her helper
punk underwear: uh huh
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punk underwear: im glad creed went away
punk underwear: i hope that doesn't signal them to produce a new CD and put a single on the radio or i'll cry
suburban mayhem: no I saw them on t.v.
suburban mayhem: he was wearing leather pants
punk underwear: no
punk underwear: surely you kid
suburban mayhem: nope
punk underwear: *cries*
suburban mayhem: I know
punk underwear: this is worse than when ChRisTiNa GoT fAt w/O a P!
suburban mayhem: hahaha
punk underwear: lyKe toTalLly@
punk underwear: im not wearing pants
punk underwear: thought that you, as the person im chatting with, should be aware
suburban mayhem: me neither
suburban mayhem: haha I beat you at your own game
punk underwear: damn
punk underwear: im wearing shorts!
punk underwear: beat that, pantless-wonder!
suburban mayhem: I'm wearing lederhosen?
punk underwear: *points*
suburban mayhem: *sobs*
punk underwear: oh no!
punk underwear: 3 fingers point at ME!
punk underwear: IM POINTING AT MYSELF! IM A LOSERRRRRR
suburban mayhem: uh oh
suburban mayhem: dance too much booty in the pants
punk underwear: Rock the frick on!
suburban mayhem: hahaha
punk underwear: literally
punk underwear: rock on
punk underwear: rock off
punk underwear: Wax on
suburban mayhem: yes mr. miagi
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suburban mayhem: falafel is my password
punk underwear: *re-writes everything to say Andrea rocks*
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punk underwear: but he checks his email more just in case i email him
punk underwear: and he's into ASTROLOGY!
punk underwear: what a ugly-face loser
punk underwear: literally. i know him in real life
suburban mayhem: who is he? I think I will try and stalk him
suburban mayhem: make him see how it feels
punk underwear: he is brandon
punk underwear: he who thinks his 3 pieces of facial hair are cool
***********punk underwear: i got love for my ebonic dictionary
suburban mayhem: have you busted any caps lately?
punk underwear: tons
punk underwear: i bust more caps than the original cap-buster himself
suburban mayhem: oooo no you didn't!!! *shakes neck*
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punk underwear: I'm 75% rock hard friend
suburban mayhem: rock hard? who would want to be friends with rocks?
punk underwear: everyone
punk underwear: i have the pet rock
punk underwear: its all the rage
punk underwear: well piss in a can cand call me tom morrow!
suburban mayhem: wow...how can I ever thank you for keeping me up on the cool things
punk underwear: by doing the above, of course
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punk underwear: im not sendin my gay results to you
punk underwear: you'll feel all "IM NOT straight compared to parallel-girl over therrre!"
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suburban mayhem: ow my eye
suburban mayhem: its burning
suburban mayhem: why!!??
punk underwear: the syphillis
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punk underwear: 38% of straight men have copped a man-feel while playing sports.
suburban mayhem: a man feel ....what does that involve?
punk underwear: im sure....a man....
punk underwear: and um....feeling...
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suburban mayhem: hahaha I just saw an ad that said 'quit snoring' but I thought it said 'quit snorting' and I thought of you
suburban mayhem: doesn't that give you the fuzzy inside feeling?
punk underwear: aw, im loved
punk underwear: im like a peach but the fuzzy is on the insie
suburban mayhem: can I copyright that last sentence...
suburban mayhem: but ya know after I fix the typos
punk underwear: *inside
punk underwear: DAMN YOU TYPO CURSE!
punk underwear: its mine!
punk underwear: you can unlawfully steal it, though
punk underwear: im down with piracy
punk underwear: arrrrrr
punk underwear: get it, pirates?
suburban mayhem: hahahaha
punk underwear: where's my peg leg, matey?
punk underwear: i told ya that wasn't a play thing!
punk underwear: *not a play thing, not a play thing* (parrot)
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suburban mayhem: I best be going now
punk underwear: i best cry now
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