Today I had to learn about carpal tunnel because it's the crippling disease my teacher is giving me from making me type my heart out five days a week.

So I had to go on-line and print out an article I found on it.

right...

the printer button had me confused to the max because it never asked me about my settings like all the GOOD printer buttons should do.

I end up clicking the button a minimum of ...I don't know...13 times...

So of course the printer jams.

I, however, do not realize this.

But I DO convince three seniors to find the same article on THEIR computers and attempt to print it out for me.

They too click the printer button a good 9 times....at least!

Finally after someone realizes the printer is jammed. They do the logical thing: yell at it and exclaim that the printer is the worst peice of technology ever made! (including gigapets...) Oh yeah and they also unjammed it but ya know...

And then what comes gliding out but my article!

Page one of my article appears..

Page two of my article appears..

Page three of my article appears..

Page four of my article appears and then I prepare to frolic merrily towards my computer but you know what!?

Page one of my article appeared and appeared and appeared and appeared and appeared and appeared

Page two of my article follows suit...

Same with Page three and Page four.

Oh man...I got so frantic I yelled out "THE PRINTER'S ON A PAPER WASTING RAMPAGE...I HAVE TO STOP THIS!!!!!

Then the teacher came to my rescue and put the unruly printer in it's place

argh! now there is no doubt extremely hot incubus fan boy doesn't know who I am...

why can't people ever gawk at me while I'm doing something cool?

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wheel of morality turn turn turn ...:you only need to click print ONCE unless you're into killing trees, then by all means go CRAZY!
2003-08-21 / 9:20 p.m.