When I was in third grade there was this teacher named Ms. Russel.
She weighed about 29 thousand pounds. You know, your average american.
Honestly, I was always terrified she would eat me and or other small mammals.
I thought about that today, and I laughed....actually I laughed a lot.
I'm totally coming back as a urinal cake in my next life.
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