Someone asked me if I was French to confirm their suspicions on my cultural background...

I'm not French!

I hate cheese

I hate body hair

...I mean gah! I'm Scottish dammit.

I'll see you in the pub after I beat up some obnoxious English guy from a football match.Right now I gotta go raise some sheep and run through a field of thistles.

(running through a field of thistles??? damn that was stupid. thistles have thorns. I would never wanna do that)

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