suburban mayhem: come down to pikes and then...PLAY IN THE DIRT AGAIN!
suburban mayhem: tell me you've heard that jingle?
LuckyStarz631: nope.
LuckyStarz631: oh
LuckyStarz631: i thought you knew
LuckyStarz631: i live on mars
suburban mayhem: it's a really country garden nursery thing
suburban mayhem: supremely awesome jingle
LuckyStarz631: hahahaha
suburban mayhem: the 'i wish i were an oscar mayer weiner' of hicksville
LuckyStarz631: hahahahahaha
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suburban mayhem: alright intelligence hoe...don't make me go circus clown on your ass
LuckyStarz631: hahahahahaha
LuckyStarz631: whatchu gonna do, bozo?
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suburban mayhem: you know what...it would be weird if our heads were just really disproportionally big to our bodies
LuckyStarz631: you know what else?
LuckyStarz631: it would be weird if our eyebrows were on our lips
LuckyStarz631: so we had hairy lips
suburban mayhem: totally weird!
LuckyStarz631: oh yeah
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suburban mayhem: beards mustaches chin pubes!
LuckyStarz631: hahahahahaha
LuckyStarz631: you said pubes!
suburban mayhem: that I did
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LuckyStarz631: i met a homo last night
suburban mayhem: did you make out with him
LuckyStarz631: nope, i'm not into gay guys
LuckyStarz631: hahaha
suburban mayhem: oh
LuckyStarz631: yeah, you know..
LuckyStarz631: i kiss them...and...nothing
suburban mayhem: I thought you could you know, transcend that kind of stuff
LuckyStarz631: nope...i secretly suspect i'm straight
LuckyStarz631: i'm just afraid to tell my parents
LuckyStarz631: my dad would disown me
suburban mayhem: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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suburban mayhem: I'm a note skank
suburban mayhem: because I'm just a teenage dirtbag baaabbbbyyy
suburban mayhem: dear self!
suburban mayhem: quit singing that song!
suburban mayhem: sincerely,
suburban mayhem: me
LuckyStarz631: dear you
LuckyStarz631: i LOVE that song with the passion of a thousand. please continue.
LuckyStarz631: sincerely,
LuckyStarz631: me
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LuckyStarz631: i want to get my diary reviewed like you did
LuckyStarz631: i want to be like you in every possible way
suburban mayhem: no way
suburban mayhem: I want to be like you!!
suburban mayhem: that's why I got my 'i love nascar' tattoo
LuckyStarz631: hahahahahahaha
LuckyStarz631: you know what's funny about that?
suburban mayhem: of course I do
LuckyStarz631: then tell me, miss smarty pants
suburban mayhem: oh wait...
suburban mayhem: I don't ...for a second there I thought I was you
suburban mayhem: the girl who knew everything
LuckyStarz631: oh...but you aren't.
suburban mayhem: tis' why I cry every night
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suburban mayhem: and my feet
suburban mayhem: are cold
LuckyStarz631: no kidding?
LuckyStarz631: i'm thirsty
LuckyStarz631: we're an uncomfortable bunch
suburban mayhem: uncomfortable bunch...or whiny bitches
suburban mayhem: hmmm???
suburban mayhem: lets ponder
LuckyStarz631: at least we look good
LuckyStarz631: we're hot whiny bitches
suburban mayhem: hell yes
LuckyStarz631: and hot and whiny cancel each other out
LuckyStarz631: so we're just bitchy
LuckyStarz631: unless hot and bitches cancel out
suburban mayhem: but even THAT'S hot
LuckyStarz631: and we'rejust whiny
suburban mayhem: oh wait!
suburban mayhem: i got it!
LuckyStarz631: okay go
suburban mayhem: we're neither whiny or bitchy ...we are just indecisive!
suburban mayhem: oh yes...
suburban mayhem: and hott
suburban mayhem: [with two t's]
LuckyStarz631: haha, okay nelly
suburban mayhem: lol
LuckyStarz631: oh wizzlenord!
LuckyStarz631: it's 3 am here
LuckyStarz631: what time is it there?
suburban mayhem: later than 3 am
LuckyStarz631: wow
LuckyStarz631: we're so undeniably cool
LuckyStarz631: and insomniatic
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suburban mayhem: did 7th graders dig spice girls?
LuckyStarz631: yes
LuckyStarz631: we did we did
suburban mayhem: hahahahahahaha
LuckyStarz631: that went on into 8th grade too
suburban mayhem: us too!
suburban mayhem: only wait
suburban mayhem: no 5th grade
suburban mayhem: 8th grade would be disturbing
LuckyStarz631: you're like 'yeah, 8th grade! last year!'
-----weirdo ^^^^^^^-----
LuckyStarz631: he was too old
LuckyStarz631: which is sad, because he was like 16
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suburban mayhem: did you ever learn the space jam dance?
suburban mayhem: we were forced to in elementary school
suburban mayhem: shoving space jam down our throats was like apart of the ciriculum (sp?)
suburban mayhem: space jam was all we had because the macarana was banned
suburban mayhem: touchy soccer moms
LuckyStarz631: what?!
LuckyStarz631: they BANNED the macarena?
suburban mayhem: YEAH!
LuckyStarz631: hahahahahaha
suburban mayhem: stretching your hands out in front of you was overtly sexual
LuckyStarz631: hahahahaha, you WHORE!
LuckyStarz631: you did that in PUBLIC?
LuckyStarz631: you might as well sell your body on the street corner
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LuckyStarz631: and due to tornados, we have new nice buildings
LuckyStarz631: it's the 4th nicest high school campus in the state of arkansas
suburban mayhem: well uh...we got stucco walls
suburban mayhem: beat that
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suburban mayhem: it said 'choir club' but I read 'chair club'
suburban mayhem: hahahaha
LuckyStarz631: hahaha
suburban mayhem: sign me up for THAT
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suburban mayhem: these are the library gnomes
suburban mayhem: they are the gama kids
suburban mayhem: in the library for worringly long periods of time
suburban mayhem: who knows what they do in there
suburban mayhem: or what GAMA stands for
suburban mayhem: you do probably
suburban mayhem: because you know everything
LuckyStarz631: are you friends with these people?
suburban mayhem: hell no
LuckyStarz631: good good
LuckyStarz631: because they're FREAKS
LuckyStarz631: that one girl was wearing a mask?
suburban mayhem: yeah, the reason why is beyond me
suburban mayhem: look at the one in the back
suburban mayhem: she's totally into her hand
LuckyStarz631: hahaha
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suburban mayhem: hahahahahaha
suburban mayhem: we. are. awesome.
LuckyStarz631: yes. we. are.
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